a beautiful mess

yesterday morning i am keeping company with* GOD and researching ways i can be involved with the aftermath of midstate tennessee flooding. there i sit. then, i receive a text from a friend of ours** which thus began a bizarre and true exchange: it began sending messages before i “sent” the messages, substituted words, and even created words without my typing: this is the account in all of it’s texting glory:

dawg, whit (8:47 AM): Did you send this message yesterday or this morning?

me (8:51 AM): idk. haha. my phone sometimes as

me (8:51 AM): Apaajtp crazy.

me (8:51 AM): Cats!

me (8:52 AM): i mean “acts” lol!

me (8:53 AM): i am dying laughing right now. my bad. cats was so funny.

dawg, whit (8:53 AM): you also have a new facebook status saying you guys don’t have power…is that your crazy phone? 8-)

dawg, whit (8:53 AM): lol!!!! 8-)

me (8:57 AM): my phone will not let me select other words rome times. its peeking.

me (8:57 AM): peeking.bogus

me (8:58 AM): and sending messages before i mean to! also i have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

dawg, whit (8:58 AM): it’s kind of fun for the reader of the text…like decoding a message…haha!

me (9:00 AM): well thanks for repeatedly screaming.japtmgggt.notfish

dawg, whit (9:01 AM): why do i get the feeling that whether your phone is wacking out or not i am never gonna get a message from you again that doesn’t have craziness in it…lol!!!

(AT THIS POINT, I REBOOTED MY PHONE AND EXPLAINED THE STORY TO TRISHA WHO WAS WONDERING IF I WAS CRYING OR LAUGHING)

me (9:09 AM): i will definitely be posting this to faecbook!

dawg, whit (9:11 AM) the best part was…”cats” & “peeking bogus” 8-). haha!

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so there you have it, folks! if you get a bizarre, off-topic, or late text from me – please be aware – my phone has gone rogue!

also. i am broke right now, but perhaps we should open the door to the iPhone VERSUS droid conversation – what say you???

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**whitney (aka whit dawg) is a great mutual friend of trish and mines’es.